Tuesday, March 24, 2009


I have been having the strangest dreams lately. The other night I dreamed I was Martha Stewart, only Martha Stewart was not the Martha we all know and love. This was special agent FBI Martha Stewart. Think of Jack Bauer and then Martha-nize him. I, Martha-nized Jack Bauer, was all over the place! Rescuing kids from would-be bad guys AND making sure I had a gourmet meal on the table at exactly 6 o'clock. Man, no wonder I've been feeling so tired lately. Saving the world and keeping an immaculate home is exhausting, even if it's only in my sleep.


Jen said...

That is hilarious. You are too funny.

Kimberly said...

Thanks Jen!