Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I have been having the strangest dreams lately. The other night I dreamed I was Martha Stewart, only Martha Stewart was not the Martha we all know and love. This was special agent FBI Martha Stewart. Think of Jack Bauer and then Martha-nize him. I, Martha-nized Jack Bauer, was all over the place! Rescuing kids from would-be bad guys AND making sure I had a gourmet meal on the table at exactly 6 o'clock. Man, no wonder I've been feeling so tired lately. Saving the world and keeping an immaculate home is exhausting, even if it's only in my sleep.