Blame It On the Toe

I think I have now heard the funniest excuse ever. Violet's door just slammed and as I went to check on what happened, and if she was okay, she came running out of her room. The rush of words that came from her mouth still have me laughing.

"Mommy, I promise I didn't mean to slam the door! My toe    tripped me!"

I think that should qualify as the best and funniest excuse of all time!